Let the reader beware: These are short, sharp, and full of words your mother doesn't want you to know. They're also hysterical parodies of X-Files Fanfic and don't take more than a minute to read. All are rated NC-17, so if you're not 18 yet, retreat now and come back after your birthday. Thanks.
 

The Abridged X-Files for the Beginner
Summing it all up. 
 

Why Mulder & Scully Should Just Be Friends
Sometimes the payoff isn't what the buildup promised. 
 

Oral Fixations 1
Mulder says something he shouldn't ... 
 

Oral Fixations 2
... and they deal with it. 
 

Scully's Choice
So many G-Men, so little time. 
 

One of the Shortest MSRs Ever Written
Exactly what it sounds like. 

 

XANADU || THE WINNERS' CIRCLE || INCOGNITO || CHEMICAL REACTION
ALELOU'S HIDEAWAY || THE HOUSE OF LYSANDRA
HORRID THINGS || THE DEN OF INIQUITY
|| LISA'S HAVEN
THE CATACOMB || LEFT FIELD || SKANKY HO CENTRAL
ROCKETMAN'S BASE STATION || FRED & GINGER'S SMUT CLASSICS

BATTER UP! || FIVE POINT RESTRAINTS || STRANGER THAN FICTION

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