TITLE: 155 Words, or Scully's Choice
AUTHOR: Lysandra
FEEDBACK: Lysandra31@aol.com or Lysandra@mediaone.net
SPOILERS:  Nope.
CLASSIFICATION: Fanfic Parody, Humor
RATING:  R+
SUMMARY:  So many G-Men, so little time.
DISCLAIMER:  "The X-Files," Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Krycek and
Lancer Rent-A-Car belong to Chris Carter, 1013 Productions, and Fox.
The Taurus belongs to the Ford Motor Co.  (Why can't they ever
spring for a nice Mustang 5.0?)  And sure, Scully doesn't look dowdy
much anymore, but think back to a few years ago, back, back.....

** 155 Words, or Scully's Choice** by Lysandra

 Dana Scully was a much more sexual being than anyone imagined.  
Under those dowdy suits, she had perfect creamy breasts, pubic hair that 
proved she was a real redhead, and most importantly, she was always wet, 
tight, hot, and extremely multi-orgasmic.
   That's why she wore the dowdy suits in the first place, because if 
her porn-loving partner knew what she was really like, they'd never get 
any work done at all.
  They'd be too busy having steamy sex on his desk, up against their office 
door, on his nasty leather couch, in her comfy bed, or in the front seat of a 
Ford Taurus rented from Lancer. 
 Scully didn't want a relationship with Mulder, because though he was a 
good partner and friend, she knew him to be the World's Biggest Loser.
 She really wanted Skinner, because she had a thing for authoritative 
bald guys with great abs.  But he was gay.  
 So Scully had sex with Krycek instead.  


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