These totally suck, and we know it. Blame it on late-night IM chat! Somehow we got started and couldn't shut up!
In this case, we've assigned the blame instead of giving
There was a young woman named Scully
Whose reputation was unsullied
She took a wrong case
Ended up in the basement
And found her a partner to bully!
<those at fault: Magdeleine, Lysandra, Pebbles>
There once was an AD named Skinner
Who invited Miss Scully to dinner
They ate and they ate
And cleaned off their plates
And later at home they were sinners.
<this one is Lysandra's fault!>
A one-armed rat-bastard named Krycek
Had a big-ass addiction to Rice Chex.
He lost all his spoons
So he watched some cartoons
And thought that he might turn to bi-sex.
<Magdeleine's fault. Completely>
There once was a piece of bad fanfic
Which made just about everyone sick
We read it with glee
Then fell to our knees
And thanked God that we didn't write ick!
<All three of our faults, but we blame it on reading too much bad