Praise for Parrotfic, to be sung to
the tune of "Jingle Bells". Errr....
spoilers ahead.

Parrotfic, parrotfic
I must say it's great
Been reading stalks for months and months
But it was worth the waaaaaiiiiit.

Dashing through the chapters
Of Guido on display
Singing brat pack songs
Laughing all the way
Ha Ha Ha!

Unrequited desires
Make our heros fight
While thunderstorms and steamy dreams
Are found throughout the night

Parrotfic, parrotfic
I must say it's great
Been reading stalks for months and months
But it was worth the waaaaaiiiiit.

--Amy the Evitable