PotusAndLeo:
Wonders
who started this.
Lysandra:
We have tried and
tried to convince Lena that there should be smut
SarahEvilParsons:
Thy're nailed to
the perch.
cofax7:
lol
AliciaSweets:
or The Parrot Sense
PotusAndLeo:
Is
thinking someone should stop it.
SarahEvilParsons:
There SHOULD be
smut.
LeoAndPotus:
There
should be smut.
cofax7:
there must be smut
PotusAndLeo:
There
should be smut.
AliciaSweets:
There should be smut.
SarahEvilParsons:
There should ALWAYS
be smut.
JourneyToX:
Call an end to it, O Potus
cofax7:
oh what my mother would
say <g>
Lysandra:
Lena is Adamant.
Magdeleine:
I tell you, I TELL YOU, it won't work into
the plot.
PotusAndLeo:
There
will be no more Parrots.
Lysandra:
But Shannon's gonna
write it.
JourneyToX:
But there must be smut.
AliciaSweets:
It's cruel to leave poor Scully with
"blue balls".
AliciaSweets:
<g>
LeoAndPotus:
Potus,
you have veto power.
LeoAndPotus:
Veto.
PotusAndLeo:
I veto
the parrots.
cofax7:
damn. no smut?
Magdeleine:
The whole damn point of the thing is that
everyone is frustrated. That Is Why People Die.
AliciaSweets:
Okay, it's an ex-parrot.
cofax7:
LOL
PotusAndLeo:
I call
to order...the first witness!
AliciaSweets:
Ohhhhh....
Lysandra:
No, don't veto
the parrots. Veto the NotSmut
LeoAndPotus:
We can
call a moratorium on parrots. And a live-atorium on smut.
JourneyToX:
No more parrots. But there
must be smut.
LeoAndPotus:
So shall
it be.
SarahEvilParsons:
Well, they SOLVE
this case don't they?
Magdeleine:
oh god
SarahEvilParsons:
So there should
be celebratory fucking.
cofax7:
someone shall write smut.
PotusAndLeo:
cofax,
you are called as the first witness. Please take the stand.
AliciaSweets:
good point, Evil!
cofax7:
Yes, POTUS
SarahEvilParsons:
Right.
Magdeleine:
yes, but that'll take 15 chapters and I'm
already so very tired of the thing...
SarahEvilParsons:
So pass it off
to one of us.
PotusAndLeo:
cofax,
did you or did you not see Evil leave the 7-11?
cofax7:
<laughing while on
the stand>
AliciaSweets:
We can write the smut for you, Lena
Magdeleine:
ohgod
LeoAndPotus:
We can
indeed.
eviltwinojesemie has
entered the room.
JourneyToX:
<---- being lawyerly
cofax7:
I did or did not see Evil
leae the 7-11
Magdeleine:
MMMMMMMMMINE.
SarahEvilParsons:
I do not shop at
7-11.
LeoAndPotus:
And the
spokesgoate is here to testify.
cofax7:
Hiya JET
PotusAndLeo:
Evil.
SarahEvilParsons:
I shop at White
Hen.
cofax7:
next Q?
PotusAndLeo:
cofax,
did you not see Evil at the 7-11?
SarahEvilParsons:
Pantry.
cofax7:
Yes.
PotusAndLeo:
You did
not?
cofax7:
yes
JourneyToX:
Objection. Asked and answered.
PotusAndLeo:
Shall
I badger you?
SarahEvilParsons:
She did NOT.
JourneyToX:
You are badgering the witness
already.
cofax7:
no badgering. What Kim
said.
Magdeleine:
<laughing hysterically>
SarahEvilParsons:
Where shall you
get a badger?
LeoAndPotus:
<--
has been known to drive through the Dairy Barn, where there are Oompa-Loompas
to get one's Cool Ranch Doritos.
SarahEvilParsons:
I would LOVE cool
ranch doritos.
PotusAndLeo:
I shall
get a badger at 7-11.
cofax7:
which 7-11 was this, anyway?
SarahEvilParsons:
But they contain
carbs.
Magdeleine:
mmmm, Doritos...
PotusAndLeo:
Or, barring
that, the Piggly-wiggly.
PotusAndLeo:
Bagers
also contain carbos.
JourneyToX:
Ooompa Loompas. ROFL.
LeoAndPotus:
The badger
will come avec cool ranch doritos.
SarahEvilParsons:
Yes.
JourneyToX:
I have a Piggly Wiggly
shirt.
cofax7:
is there another question,
or can I get down from the stand? My feet are cold
LeoAndPotus:
The Oompa
Loompas will bring the badger.
SarahEvilParsons:
Or no, actually.
PotusAndLeo:
cofax,
you may call your first witness.
SarahEvilParsons:
Badgers are made
of meat.
Magdeleine:
LOL at stand
cofax7:
Me?
SarahEvilParsons:
Meat has few carbs
if any.
JourneyToX:
Badgers are filthy animals.
And bite.
PotusAndLeo:
Do not
badger me.
Magdeleine:
what the hell is this case, anyway??
cofax7:
Who am I representing?
LeoAndPotus:
These
badgers are made of cool ranch doritos.
SarahEvilParsons:
Evil.
PotusAndLeo:
If you
must ask.
cofax7:
what's the cause of action?
PotusAndLeo:
Clearly
you are GUILTY!
cofax7:
Kim?
LeoAndPotus:
You are
representing Smut.
LeoAndPotus:
In the
face of Lena.
JourneyToX:
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I DIDN"T
GET A RETAINER CHECK!
cofax7:
Oh.
LeoAndPotus:
And Parrots.
SarahEvilParsons:
Good. There must
be smut.
PotusAndLeo:
The parrots.
SarahEvilParsons:
In the face of
Lena.
cofax7:
I call... Robbie
LeoAndPotus:
Evil
said...oh, never mind.
PotusAndLeo:
cofax,
when was the last time you spoke to the Goates?
SarahEvilParsons:
Sounds like fun,
doesn't it?
cofax7:
No, no, I'm the counsel,
not the witness!
JourneyToX:
Wait, she called Robbie.
SarahEvilParsons:
I understand she
has a "Scully do".
LeoAndPotus:
Kim is
on retainer for the campaign.
Magdeleine:
oh god, I'm gonna have to defend myself here
sometime
PotusAndLeo:
You are
both.
JourneyToX:
She's off the stand.
LeoAndPotus:
You are
both.
LeoAndPotus:
Move
us through space and time.
cofax7:
I call Robbie to the stand.
PotusAndLeo:
on the
bus.
AliciaSweets:
<--drooling over the DD pics in
the new Movieline.
PotusAndLeo:
I am
tired of this trial.
LeoAndPotus:
Fine.
Robbie.
cofax7:
<waves my WIP whip>
JourneyToX:
<--- feels much mo bettah
now that she has a retainer check
Magdeleine:
oh god
Lysandra:
here!
SarahEvilParsons:
Perhaps we shall
have to purchase a Movieline.
PotusAndLeo:
We might
Lysandra:
sorry, I was setting
my cable timer
AliciaSweets:
Gertie has the pics.
SarahEvilParsons:
Hmmmm.
Magdeleine:
yyyyikes!
cofax7:
Um. Robbie, did you or
did you not tell Lena there was to be smut in the parrotfic?
JourneyToX:
Your cable honks anyway
AliciaSweets:
http://duchovny.net/newphotos.htm
Lysandra:
I did.
AliciaSweets:
I'm anxiously sleeping by my mailbox
until my copy arrives.
cofax7:
thank you.
LeoAndPotus:
Robbie,
do you or do you not know seven terms that either mean Badger or imply
Smut? Alphabetically.
PotusAndLeo:
In order.
cofax7:
And robbie, are you or
are you not the Ropo-Beta?
Lysandra:
Badger.
Lysandra:
Cunnilingus
PotusAndLeo:
Who are
you calling a badger?
Lysandra:
Fuck
JourneyToX:
The Red Badger of Courage
PotusAndLeo:
I move
to have "Fucking Badgers" stricken from the record!
Lysandra:
Licking
Magdeleine:
<putting head down to laugh hysterically>
PotusAndLeo:
No licking
of badgers!
Lysandra:
Making Looooove
PotusAndLeo:
It is
unhygenic!
LeoAndPotus:
Fucking
badgers are stricken. Licken badgers are fucked. Perhaps.
Lysandra:
Rutting
JourneyToX:
I think I need a drink
Lysandra:
Shagging
cofax7:
Can I prompt my witness?
Magdeleine:
I definitely need a drink
LeoAndPotus:
That
is indeed seven.
LeoAndPotus:
Yes,
you may.
PotusAndLeo:
This
would be better with a drink.
cofax7:
Robbie, you are the Ropo-Beta,
is that not true?
LeoAndPotus:
Indeed.
It would.
PotusAndLeo:
Then
Sabine can explain her three worlds to us.
Lysandra:
The Trial of Magdeleine
Quinn <g>
Lysandra:
I am.
Magdeleine:
gaaaaawd
Lysandra:
I am the Ropo-Beta
shawnexf:
bwahahahaaaaa
cofax7:
And in your position as
RopoBeta, did you not tell Lena she had to have smut in her parrotfic?
shawnexf:
<-- deeply amused
Lysandra:
I did.
cofax7:
And what was her response?
LeoAndPotus:
I have
two worlds. But one of the worlds has a world in it. It is not my fault.
PotusAndLeo:
It is
your fault.
Lysandra:
Ms. Quinn put her
head in her hands, and said no.
PotusAndLeo:
For it
is not my fault.
cofax7:
And what was her explanation?
LeoAndPotus:
May I
prompt the Coordinator of Moving Through Space and Time?
cofax7:
sure
Magdeleine:
Robbie, you'd better tell the WHOLE REASON.
JourneyToX:
Objection. Privileged.
Lysandra:
Some dreck about
how she can't write smut.
LeoAndPotus:
cofax.
cofax7:
yes.
cofax7:
Sab.
shawnexf:
LOL @ Robbie
Magdeleine:
<attacking Robbie>
Magdeleine:
THAT'S NOT ALL I SAID!!!
shawnexf:
attacking the witness!
cofax7:
Goes to motive, y'r honor
Lysandra:
And she claimed
it didn't fit. But I poo-pooed that.
LeoAndPotus:
Will
you or will you not ask Robbie, the Ropo-Beta, to ask Lena if she has indeed
asked her coworker out on a date?
JourneyToX:
Objection!
shawnexf:
the defendant is attacking the witness!
Lysandra:
Bailiff!!
Lysandra:
She is hruting
me!
JourneyToX:
Objection!
Lysandra:
hurting, even!
cofax7:
lol
Magdeleine:
I'm not hruting anyone!
cofax7:
counsel for the prosecution
fall sout of her chair
JourneyToX:
Call for order, Your Honors.
LeoAndPotus:
Order.
LeoAndPotus:
Order
a pizza.
PotusAndLeo:
I would
like a taco.
Lysandra:
LOL!
LeoAndPotus:
Bring
it by Oompa-Loompa.
cofax7:
lol
JourneyToX:
I bet you would!
LeoAndPotus:
Please.
Magdeleine:
This whole courtroom is out of order!
PotusAndLeo:
Thank
you.
Lysandra:
YOU are out of
order!
cofax7:
screamig with laughter
LeoAndPotus:
We are
in order.
Lysandra:
For not writing
smut!
LeoAndPotus:
We are
alphabetically by height.
PotusAndLeo:
Punk ponders this.
Lysandra:
::jumping vehemently
ourt of chair::
JourneyToX:
The witness is testifying
without queries.
VeeHemently:
Who, me?
VeeHemently:
You rang?!
Lysandra:
LOL
Magdeleine:
<jumping just as vehemently out of my chair>
cofax7:
lol
Lysandra:
sorry, no,I just
jumped you, Vee
cofax7:
lololololol
VeeHemently:
Oh, the joys of being an adverb!
Magdeleine:
LOLOL
Lysandra:
<-- still feeling
a little slashy
JourneyToX:
<taking retainer check
to bank to cash, just to be safe>
PotusAndLeo:
I am an adjective.
VeeHemently:
I feel so loved
shawnexf:
<admires what Punk is pondering>
PotusAndLeo:
Has lost her maroon yet again.
AliciaSweets:
Ooh, me too. ::happy sigh::
cofax7:
ow, I hurt!
Lysandra:
I am a noun and
a verb
JourneyToX:
Sue someone, Cofax. Here's
my card.
cofax7:
wipes face. Takes card.
Magdeleine:
I am all things. None of which are smutty
at the moment.
cofax7:
are you barred in Cal,
Kim? <g>
PotusAndLeo:
Banned,
perhaps.
JourneyToX:
The failure of Smut on
lena's fault is not surprising, Your Honors
cofax7:
where were we <straightens
suit jacket>
Lysandra:
She needs to be
barred in Illinois
Magdeleine:
uh oh
JourneyToX:
They let me in last week!
JourneyToX:
I've been in bars in California
AND Illinois
Magdeleine:
i don't know if i wanna hear this
JourneyToX:
Lena's Smut-Deficient.
JourneyToX:
She can't smut.
JourneyToX:
And she can't ask men out.
cofax7:
So. RopoBeta says that
the writer (aka Lena) knows that the readers want smut
JourneyToX:
It's not her fault.
Magdeleine:
...Is this supposed to be my DEFENSE?
JourneyToX:
Blame her parents. She
wasn't breast fed either.
LeoAndPotus:
There
is no defense.
Magdeleine:
I was too!
LeoAndPotus:
It is
indefensible.
cofax7:
Objection your ohonor!
Speculative!
JourneyToX:
You get what you pay for!
shawnexf:
LOL
LeoAndPotus:
We are
speculative honors.
PotusAndLeo:
Indefatigable
as well.
Lysandra:
<-- wasn't breastfed
but has at least made an attempt at smut-writing.
JourneyToX:
<--- what Robbie said
cofax7:
I think Robbie's still
on the stand
LeoAndPotus:
She is
indeed.
cofax7:
Your witness, Kim
cofax7:
<g>
Magdeleine:
who the hell's my lawyer? Kim?
JourneyToX:
I think it's a fine defense
if you were deprived as a child and couldn't form a healthy attitude toward
smutting and asking men out.
PotusAndLeo:
Finds
she has ceased the parrot talk but started something entirely disagreeable.
JourneyToX:
Fraid so, Lena
Lysandra:
Lena, you are representing
yourself.
Magdeleine:
yes, but that doesn't make me feel very good
about myself... ah well.
AliciaSweets:
I'm gonna motor
LeoAndPotus:
Wonders
what Evil will do in this situation.
AliciaSweets:
i've got 20 pages left in my book.
Magdeleine:
<clinging to Kim>
AliciaSweets:
And you lost me all with the legal
stuff.
JourneyToX:
Now, Robbie, just a few
questions.
shawnexf:
awww
shawnexf:
bye Alicia
AliciaSweets:
Goodnight, all!
Lysandra:
awww. Bye, Alicia
PotusAndLeo:
bye Alicia.
cofax7:
bye Alicia
JourneyToX:
You asked Lena to smut?
LeoAndPotus:
Waves
goodbye to Alicia.
Magdeleine:
bye Alicia!
JourneyToX:
Au revoir Alicia!
Lysandra:
::squirming in
chair::
PotusAndLeo:
Feels
like poking holes in someone's plot.
JourneyToX:
Your answer, Ms Andra?
cofax7:
<nods at Robbie>
AliciaSweets has left
the room.
Magdeleine:
LOL
Lysandra:
I asked her to
*write* smut, yes.
PotusAndLeo:
She bop?
Magdeleine:
<howwwwwwl>
cofax7:
LOL
Lysandra:
I did not ask her
to smut me.
LeoAndPotus:
Let it
be stated for the record that Smut is a verbe and should be conjugated
as such. I smut, you smut, he/she/it smuts.
shawnexf:
LOL
JourneyToX:
You asked her to write
smut and you were....insistent about it?
PotusAndLeo:
How
are your worlds coming, Sabine?
LeoAndPotus:
My worlds
are two and then some.
PotusAndLeo:
They
Smut.
Lysandra:
I would use the
word 'encouraging.'
LeoAndPotus:
They
do indeed.
PotusAndLeo:
You Plural
Smuts.
cofax7:
<ex parte: Sab - I
want more of your worlds>
LeoAndPotus:
I will
require you with them.
LeoAndPotus:
I will
bring worlds to cofax.
JourneyToX:
Encouraging. Well then.
You encouraged her to smut and ....she replied "She could not!"
cofax7:
cool.
cofax7:
hearsay!
JourneyToX:
Isn't that what you said
earlier?
cofax7:
<g>
PotusAndLeo:
Where
are the Voters, comma, oracular tonight?
JourneyToX:
It slipped by earlier,
counselor.
Magdeleine:
<-- poking Kim... Ask her about why I said
it wouldn't work in the plot!
cofax7:
true.
cofax7:
<shrugs>
LeoAndPotus:
And
now Sabine must abandon Her Punkness to go take a shower. But she will
or will not return at a certain nonspecified point.
JourneyToX:
::::rubbing ribs::::
Lysandra:
I do believe she
said she couldn't write smut, that is correct.
PotusAndLeo:
Punk
will probably read some fanfic.
LeoAndPotus:
The
Leo approves of this.
cofax7:
is the judge leaving?
Lysandra:
LOL
JourneyToX:
Could not write smut. Did
she further state it doesn't work in the plot?
Lysandra:
it's a free for
all
PotusAndLeo:
I was
under the impression there WAS no judge.
LeoAndPotus:
Kim is
the judge. And Jury.
Magdeleine:
LOL
PotusAndLeo:
And lawyer.
LeoAndPotus:
And on
retainer.
cofax7:
Punk should read Sab's
end of world
Lysandra:
I am the judge.
LeoAndPotus:
cofax
is also around.
LeoAndPotus:
PUNK
SHOULD.
Magdeleine:
and my defense attorney...
PotusAndLeo:
Punk
doesn't have that kind of time.
LeoAndPotus:
PUNK
SHOULD.
Lysandra:
and the keeper
of the points.
PotusAndLeo:
TREK
LeoAndPotus:
It goes
fast.
JourneyToX:
In that case, I am taking
my check and going to Disney World.
Magdeleine:
LOL
cofax7:
PUnk should also read
Wartime.
LeoAndPotus:
Star
treK.
PotusAndLeo:
Punk
should.
JourneyToX:
And declaring a mistrial
LeoAndPotus:
Punk
should.
Magdeleine:
no kidding, man.
LeoAndPotus:
Leaving.
PotusAndLeo:
Punk
will finish this story here though.
cofax7:
mistrial. OK> we can all
go home then -- but Lena should still write some smut
shawnexf:
is someone leaving?
shawnexf:
bye sabine!
LeoAndPotus:
Good
luck to Lena Et Al.
cofax7:
bye Sab
LeoAndPotus:
I am
indeed. Bye Shawne.
Magdeleine:
At any point do I get to explain why there
is no smut?
LeoAndPotus:
And cofax.
And all.
PotusAndLeo:
Bye Leo.
JourneyToX:
Yes, well, if she CAN write
smut. She can write smut once she breaks through and asks a guy out.
LeoAndPotus:
::POOF::
LeoAndPotus has left
the room.
Lysandra:
She stated this,
yes, however she was of course mistaken.
Magdeleine:
bye everyone!
cofax7:
she was?
JourneyToX:
Au revoir!
cofax7:
as in , she can but doesn't
know it?
Lysandra:
She can.
JourneyToX:
She has smut in her but
it must be liberated
PotusAndLeo:
She's
got smut in her soul.
Lysandra:
I have explained
to her that if I can do it, she can do it. So to speak.
cofax7:
consciousness-raising
cofax7:
I see support groups.
JourneyToX:
She has a mental block
against smut.
JourneyToX:
But we can break that.
shawnexf:
LOL
eviltwinojesemie:
She needs smut enlightenment.
VeeHemently:
I have a mental block against writing smut. Am I next?
JourneyToX:
A 12 smut program
cofax7:
she reads it, right?
shawnexf:
Kim, are you Lena's lawyer, or what?!
shawnexf:
<snicker>
cofax7:
I do too, Vee.
cofax7:
I'm hardly the best prosecutor
on this case.
JourneyToX:
At one point I was, but
now I've given up and gone to Disney World.
shawnexf:
that's great <g>
JourneyToX:
The judge left.
shawnexf:
I went there ages ago
Lysandra:
the defendant is
lagging, by the way
cofax7:
DD in black leather <wow>
VeeHemently:
I can read smut, but only on days beginning with S.
Lysandra:
she does read smut
JourneyToX:
OOoooooohhhhhh
PotusAndLeo:
Are you
entering that as evidence, cofax?
VeeHemently:
And I can't write it to save my poor little heinie
cofax7:
lol, Punk
cofax7:
just wandered off to FWMW
site
cofax7:
should be evidence, though.
cofax7:
Has Lena seen any pictures
of FWM in leather?
cofax7:
then she has entertained
the idea of smut
Lysandra:
<-- warning
lawyers and all court personnel that I will be leaving to watch slashy
stuff in 15 minutes
cofax7:
and writing is not far
behind <g>
VeeHemently:
What slashy stuff?
Lysandra:
If These Walls
Could Talk 2
VeeHemently:
Oh that. That's good old outright homo, dear. No slashing necessary.
VeeHemently:
I heard Vanessa Redgrave was good in it, though.
cofax7:
I heard that too.
cofax7:
<lagging a bit as well>
Lysandra:
Lysandra:we
have voted in your absence that you should write smut,
btw <g>
Magdeleine:oh,
you fuckers