***DISCLAIMER***: All "X-Files" elements and references in this story belong to Fox Broadcasting, Chris Carter, and 1013 Productions, and I am making no money from it. Archiving: Link only, please! ========== The Twelve Days of X-Mas A Cheesy Filk by shannono shannono@iname.com Filk (Of the most cheesy variety possible. Enough that I nearly used a pseudonym. ) Scully POV. Rated G Spoilers: The entire series. Sort of. (Really, none, if you've watched the show with any regularity whatsoever.) Author's Notes: Who cares that it's been done before; I did it anyway. This is in no way intended as serious literature, or even serious fanfic, so don't get your panties in a wad about it, k? Besides, I had to go and open my big mouth about the whole gift thing, didn't I? ... Thanks: To absolutely no one. My regular editors are (a) on the way home for the weekend, and (b) just getting back from a honeymoon, so nobody edited this. I take full responsibility, good or bad. And now ... on with the show! ========== The Twelve Days of X-Mas A Cheesy Filk by shannono On the first day of X-Mas my true love gave to me The corpse of a tiny EBE. On the second day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the third day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Three dopplegangers, Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the fourth day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Four metal implants, Three dopplegangers, Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the fifth day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Five shiny plams! Four metal implants, Three doppelgangers, Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the sixth day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Six men a-lying, Five shiny plams! Four metal implants, Three doppelgangers, Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the seventh day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Seven Flukemen swimming, Six men a-lying, Five shiny plams! Four metal implants, Three doppelgangers, Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the eighth day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Eight major ditches, Seven Flukemen swimming, Six men a-lying, Five shiny plams! Four metal implants, Three doppelgangers, Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the ninth day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Nine lame excuses, Eight major ditches, Seven Flukemen swimming, Six men a-lying, Five shiny plams! Four metal implants, Three doppelgangers, Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the tenth day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Ten pilfered files, Nine lame excuses, Eight major ditches, Seven Flukemen swimming, Six men a-lying, Five shiny plams! Four metal implants, Three doppelgangers, Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE. On the eleventh day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Eleven broken cell phones, Ten pilfered files, Nine lame excuses, Eight major ditches, Seven Flukemen swimming, Six men a-lying Five shiny plams! Four metal implants Three doppelgangers Two cryptic gifts And the corpse of a tiny EBE On the twelfth day of X-Mas my true love gave to me Twelve cups of iced tea, Eleven broken cell phones, Ten pilfered files, Nine lame excuses, Eight major ditches, Seven Flukemen swimming, Six men a-lying, Five shiny plams! Four metal implants, Three doppelgangers, Two cryptic gifts ... (BIG FINISH ...) And the corpse of a tiny EBE!! ==========END (Thank God)========== Feedback always greeted with shouts of glee, but flames will be used to keep my toes warm for the winter. Send 'em all to: shannono@iname.com