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The Conversation on the Waterbed
by shannono
shannono@iname.com


Vignette, Humor, Smut, MSR

Rated R

No spoilers (but the idea came from "Dreamland II," and
it's set sometime after that ep)

Content warning: Implied sexual activity and general
suggestiveness.

Author's notes: A little holiday gift for Lynn, re: her 
challenge ...

-- Short
-- Smutty
-- Waterbed
-- MSR

This should qualify ...

Thanks: To Stacey, for givin' it a read ...

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The Conversation on the Waterbed
by shannono


"Uh ... Scully?"

"Yes, Mulder?"

"Can I ... ask you something?"

"You can ask, but I'm not promising I'll answer."

"Have you ever ... done it on a waterbed?"

"..."

"Scully?"

"Well, Mulder ... what exactly does *it* entail?"

"What are you, the president? Do I really have to define 
it for you?"

"No, I don't think that'll be necessary. ..."

"Scully?"

"Hmmm?"

"Are you going to answer?"

"I'm ... considering it."

"Answering? Or doing it?"

"Mmmmm ..."

"Scully?"

"Yeah?"

"Close your eyes."

"Excuse me?"

"Trust me?"

"Uh ... okay ..."

"Mmmmmm ... about damn time we got to finish that."

"You know, you're pretty good at that, Mulder."

"You're not so bad yourself."

"Mulder?"

"Yeah?"

"Not yet."

"Huh?"

"The answer to your question. Not yet."

"Not ye ... uh ... Sculleeeee ..."

"Yeah, not yet. But I'm working on it ..."

"Mmmm ... and doing a pretty damn good job of it, too ..."

"Get rid of the shirt, Mulder."

"Mmmm ... did I ever tell you I love bossy women?"

"You didn't have to. Now the pants."

"What about a little equality here, Scully?"

"Good things come to those who wait, Mulder."

"Mmmm ... urgh ... God ... Scullleeeee ..."

"Mmmph ... you like that, Mulder?"

"God ... Scully ... Jesus ... I don't ... I can't ..."

"Just relax, Mulder, and let Doctor Scully finish her
examination ..."

"Uh ... God ... where did you ... Jesus!"

"Hmmmm ...."

"I ... I ... Scu ... SCULLLEEEE!!"

"Mmmmmm ..."

"..."

"Mulder ..."

"Scu ... God, Scully ..."

"So is that what you were talking about?"

"Uh ... wha ... ?"

"You asked if I'd done 'it' on a waterbed. Was that
what you were talking about?"

"N ... not exactly ..."

"Well, then, why don't you show me what you had
in mind?"

"Mmmm ... it'd be my pleasure, Doctor Scully ..."

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(vbeg)